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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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