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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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