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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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