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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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