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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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Can I press one for English?
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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