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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Can I press one for English?
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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