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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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