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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Can I press one for English?
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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