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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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