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Foley looks like an un-made bed.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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