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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Arkansas
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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