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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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Can I press one for English?
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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