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Foley looks like an un-made bed.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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