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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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