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Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Crappy
Wwe
Wrestling
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More quotes by Jerry Lawler

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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Can I press one for English?
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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