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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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