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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Can I press one for English?
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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