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Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Can I press one for English?
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