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Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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