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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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