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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Wwe
Wrestling
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Funny
Crappy

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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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