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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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