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Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Crappy
Wwe
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Can I press one for English?
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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