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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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