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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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