Quote

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

Jerry Lawler

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Toilet
Toilets
Wwe
Paper
Needs
Tics

More quotes by Jerry Lawler

Image
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
Jerry Lawler
Image
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
Jerry Lawler
Image
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Jerry Lawler
Image
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
Jerry Lawler
Image
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Jerry Lawler
Image
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Jerry Lawler
Image
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Jerry Lawler
Image
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Jerry Lawler
Image
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
Jerry Lawler
Image
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Jerry Lawler
Image
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Jerry Lawler
Image
If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
Jerry Lawler