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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Can I press one for English?
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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