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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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