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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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Can I press one for English?
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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