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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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