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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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