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Are you ready for some puppies?!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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