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Are you ready for some puppies?!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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