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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
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Wwe
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Can I press one for English?
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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