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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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