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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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