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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Can I press one for English?
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Jerry Lawler
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
Jerry Lawler
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
Jerry Lawler
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Jerry Lawler
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Jerry Lawler
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Jerry Lawler
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Jerry Lawler