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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Dancing
Seizure
Seizures
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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