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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
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The King
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Seizures
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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