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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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