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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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