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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Can I press one for English?
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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