Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Jerry Lawler
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Title
Cena
Bank
Briefcase
Titles
Briefcases
Money
Randy
Bryan
Daniel
Beard
Wwe
Orton
More quotes by Jerry Lawler
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Jerry Lawler
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
Jerry Lawler
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Jerry Lawler
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Jerry Lawler
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Jerry Lawler
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Jerry Lawler
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
Jerry Lawler
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
Jerry Lawler
Can I press one for English?
Jerry Lawler
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
Jerry Lawler
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Jerry Lawler
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
Jerry Lawler
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Jerry Lawler
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Jerry Lawler
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Jerry Lawler
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Jerry Lawler
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
Jerry Lawler
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Jerry Lawler
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Jerry Lawler
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Jerry Lawler
