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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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