Quote

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

Jerry Lawler

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Medal
Wrestling
Hey
Mark
Gold
Take
Medals
Henry

More quotes by Jerry Lawler

Image
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Jerry Lawler
Image
I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
Jerry Lawler
Image
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Jerry Lawler
Image
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
Jerry Lawler
Image
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Jerry Lawler
Image
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Jerry Lawler
Image
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
Jerry Lawler
Image
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Jerry Lawler
Image
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Jerry Lawler
Image
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Jerry Lawler
Image
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Jerry Lawler
Image
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
Jerry Lawler
Image
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Jerry Lawler
Image
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Jerry Lawler
Image
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
Jerry Lawler
Image
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
Jerry Lawler
Image
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Jerry Lawler
Image
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
Jerry Lawler