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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Never
Wrestling
Till
Court
Meet
Woman
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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