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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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