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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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