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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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