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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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