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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Jerry Lawler
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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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