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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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