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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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