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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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