Because I'm in advertising, not electricity!

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.

Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

I learned much from my father just by watching his example. If I saw him hold a door open for someone, I learned to do the same. Kids always observe their parents and I always watched my daddy.

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don't know which half. Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

The Creative Revolution is over. Everybody is justholding onto their jobs and no one is ever going to say toa client... ‘Buy this or I’ll resign your account.’ You don’tdo it anymore. It’s now, the majority of the time... ‘How do you like it? When can I change it for you?’

That's great advertising when you can turn Chicago into a city you'd want to spend more than three hours in.

I'm hard-nosed about luck...If you're persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost always make your own fortune.

Everybody sat around thinking about Panasonic, the Japanese electronics account. Finally I decided, what the hell, I'll throw a line to loosen them up. 'The headline is, the headline is: From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.'

Marketers are making retirement respectable. Instead of being the beginning of the end, it sounds like Nirvana-do what you want without any responsibilities. The boomers think that they're 16. Marketers try to keep the charade going. Retirement will look so good, others are going to be jealous.

It goes back to all of us wanting to be in Hollywood. We're all dying to win an Oscar.