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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
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