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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
Funny
Way
Swinging
Bats
Baseball
Humor
Century

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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
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Ozzie Smith is out there roaming around like glass.
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On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
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Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
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That home run ties it up, 1-0.
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It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
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Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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He can be lethal death.
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