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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
Deck
Circus
Baseball
Humor
Jesus
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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There's two heads to every coin.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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Larry Moffett is 6' 3. Last year he was 6 6.
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Gaylord Perry and Willie McCovey should know each other like a book. They've been ex-teammates for years now.
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The ballgame is over...in this inning.
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
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It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.
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Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
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