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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
Baseball
Humor
Lose
Loses
Funny
Hands
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
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There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
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Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
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I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.
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What a great hitch to pit!
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It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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He can be lethal death.
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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
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