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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
Baseball
Humor
Lose
Loses
Funny
Hands
Play

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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.
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The ballgame is over...in this inning.
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Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
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Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
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The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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