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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

Jerry Coleman

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
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Hands

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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
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What a great hitch to pit!
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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.
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You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
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