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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
Baseball
Humor
Lose
Loses
Funny
Hands
Play

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The ballgame is over...in this inning.
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
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The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
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You didn't have to say it was gone. It was gone before it got outta here. It was going that fast.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
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The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to win 4-0.
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
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Your country is bigger than baseball.
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Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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