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You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

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Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
Never
Downsizing
Liable
Fired
Asks
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