Quote

You never ask why you've been fired because if you do, they're liable to tell you.

Jerry Coleman

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Jerry Coleman
Age: 4 †
Born: 1924
Born: September 14
Died: 1929
Died: January 30
Baseball Player
Military Officer
San Jose
California
Gerald Francis Coleman
Never
Downsizing
Liable
Fired
Asks
Tell

More quotes by Jerry Coleman

Image
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
Jerry Coleman
Image
There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.
Jerry Coleman
Image
Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
Jerry Coleman
Image
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
Jerry Coleman
Image
Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
Jerry Coleman
Image
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
Jerry Coleman
Image
It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
Jerry Coleman
Image
The Cards lead the Dodgers 4-2 after one inning and that one hasn't even started.
Jerry Coleman
Image
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
Jerry Coleman
Image
Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
Jerry Coleman
Image
You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.
Jerry Coleman
Image
Larry Moffett is 6' 3. Last year he was 6 6.
Jerry Coleman
Image
There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
Jerry Coleman
Image
The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
Jerry Coleman
Image
From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
Jerry Coleman
Image
That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
Jerry Coleman
Image
That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
Jerry Coleman
Image
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Jerry Coleman
Image
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Jerry Coleman
Image
There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
Jerry Coleman