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Life is a thing to be lived, not spent to be faced, not ordered. Life is not a game of chess, the victory to the most knowing it is a game of cards, one's hand by skill to be made the best of.
Jerome K. Jerome
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Jerome K. Jerome
Age: 67 †
Born: 1859
Born: August 25
Died: 1927
Died: June 16
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A glass of wine often makes me a better man than hearing a sermon.
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It is well we cannot see into the future. There are few boys of fourteen who would not feel ashamed of themselves at forty.
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I don't know why it should be, I am sure but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.
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