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If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

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Jeremy Piven
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: July 26
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Jeremy Samuel Piven
Masturbation
Crime
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I'm just mystified and fascinated by women, and I'm still single. Hence all of that, and the fact that I celebrate them so much, I understand that I'm unevolved at this exact moment to share my life with one. I wouldn't inflict that upon anyone yet. But, I'm getting closer.
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Everyone's journey is completely different.
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Sometimes in life, we have to continue to learn the same lesson until it sticks.
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Unless an entire row of people got up in the middle of a performance and left the theater in disgust, I felt as though I hadn't done my job.
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There are so many great directors that I haven't worked with and that I would love to work with.
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I have a place in Chicago and I get there as much as I can... The city is so unbelievably beautiful. It's one of the greatest cities on the planet. My heart beats differently when I'm in Chicago. It slows down and I feel more at ease.
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You know the Greeks didn't write obituaries. They only asked one question after a man died: Did he have passion?
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The stage is my love, it's where I started and where I do my best work.
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We all deal with issues of time. The first thing you do in the morning is look at the clock to see what time it is.
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I'm not a video game guy. I would rather throw around a football.
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I want to be radical on the inside, but not on the outside.
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I'm a stage actor. That is what I do.
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Quitting the show was a complete anomaly in my life and my career. I've never missed out on anything. I relished the opportunity to be on Broadway... It's the holy grail for people like me.
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I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.
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You're trying to figure out a way to go back in time and spend more time with your father. Who wouldn't want to do that?
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Sometimes - this is a tough one - not everyone can handle the truth. Sometimes you have to take a beat. But if you can take that beat, and take the high road, it'll serve you in the long run.
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Mercury poisoning sounds like a rich man's disease . . . like something you might get from the leather seats in your Lamborghini.
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I never made more than $50 doing any play in Chicago. That was the way I grew up.
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It sounds clichéd, but I think the greatest lesson is to not take things personally.
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