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If masturbation is a crime then I should be on death row.

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Jeremy Piven
Age: 59
Born: 1965
Born: July 26
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Jeremy Samuel Piven
Masturbation
Crime
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I never made more than $50 doing any play in Chicago. That was the way I grew up.
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I'm one of these people who would rather show you than tell you through the performance.
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It sounds clichéd, but I think the greatest lesson is to not take things personally.
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You can't make people who you want them to be. That was a hard lesson for me.
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If you are an incredibly reactive person and you are working on your lowest level, and if you continuously give into your dark side and are angry, and screaming, and breaking things, and you do that for hours and hours on end, you are going to be incredibly exhausted. That's just the way life is.
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John Cusack and I have been friends since childhood, and the fact that we're in so many films together is, no pun intended, serendipitous.
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I want to be radical on the inside, but not on the outside.
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Unless an entire row of people got up in the middle of a performance and left the theater in disgust, I felt as though I hadn't done my job.
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For the record, if you're not a stage actor, climbing onto Broadway and tackling something like David Mamet is not an easy thing to do.
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The stage is my love, it's where I started and where I do my best work.
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When you try to worry about missteps and all that kind of stuff, that's not the healthiest way to be.
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I like to box. It's a great release.
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We all have so many different elements inside of us and we're not all one thing.
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One of the great things that you should never do that I learned from John Malkovich is to never judge your characters.
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I'm just mystified and fascinated by women, and I'm still single. Hence all of that, and the fact that I celebrate them so much, I understand that I'm unevolved at this exact moment to share my life with one. I wouldn't inflict that upon anyone yet. But, I'm getting closer.
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I think people are gravitating towards these period dramas because I think they're looking for a simpler time.
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I had never really been around cards.
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We all deal with issues of time. The first thing you do in the morning is look at the clock to see what time it is.
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