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My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own!
Jeremy Hardy
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Jeremy Hardy
Age: 57 †
Born: 1961
Born: July 17
Died: 2019
Died: February 1
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Jeremy James Hardy
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