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The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face.
Jeremy Hardy
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Jeremy Hardy
Age: 57 †
Born: 1961
Born: July 17
Died: 2019
Died: February 1
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Jeremy James Hardy
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